maya 🌱

😁

[Trill @t2trilll]

Delete the ‘lol’ from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say

[zie🍒 @MIDNGHTDISCO]

something about the night changing

[cookie monster @tip_strippers]

spotify wrapped is right around the corner and i fear i listened to a lot of bs

[lauren @njdlauren]

Rewatched the clip of Poch singing “Country Roads” with the crowd this summer

[lauren @njdlauren]

Pep’s going to get one whiff of Pulisic’s work ethic and kill himself

[Comrade CFC @ShadyCobainNV]

Mauricio Pochettino

What about the kids?!

WHO’S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS?!

YOU FUCKING DEADBEAT!!!!!

Did Country Roads mean ANYTHING TO YOU?!

[maya 🌱 @mdawg_united]

Poch taking the United job would be terrible for USA soccer…

[Dawnie | Hyacination CEO @RealDawnie]

Willy wonka wouldn’t be able to do the golden ticket things today because it would just be 5 scalpers showing up to his chocolate factory

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

Love these girls. Not the most popular but always sticking together

[airfryer guy @erectobhash]

my new favourite gif

[gi @suesgenius]

Harry left nyc and all of a sudden it’s cold as fuck

[maya 🌱 @mdawg_united]

@cynicaltoyou my first guess was Morph

[jane ౨ৎ 💋🪩 @prnstacherry]

i’m not saying i’ve pictured him like this many times but i’ve pictured him like this many times

[maya 🌱 @mdawg_united]

manchester united

[hailey ⁸¹ 🐝 @63FANTILLI]

could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse

[max @hotdogenj0yer]

everything’s been downhill since the NYT put the mini crossword behind a paywall.

[M. @blndvnt]

when i pay in cash and my bank account stays the same so it was basically free

[Vedant @baremetaldevx86]

Tweeting with 0 followers idgaf

[maya 🌱 @mdawg_united]

@taylordefan13 Death by a thousand cuts or Teardrops On My Guitar

[harley @dilflinson]

oh what we could’ve fucking had

[meg☆卌 @calumschaos_]

perth cant even lose this is one of the best line ups fuck