Right now my mom and sister are frantically trying to figure out the tv password and I’m just sitting back with my kettle corn and wine and honestly it’s such a mood.
People criticizing Simone Biles realize that she had to fly through the air, sometimes upside down, and land on her feet and if she doesn’t she could die, right?
My two greatest accomplishments of the past year were 1) Not downloading any dating apps for a year straight (single) and 2) not dying (Covid almost got me thrice). In that order. I said what I said. #happybirthdaytome
First Lady Dr. Jill Biden visits National Guard troops stationed outside the US Capitol in DC:
"I just wanted to come today to say thank you to all of you for keeping me and my family safe ... The White House baked you some chocolate chip cookies."
While today’s terrible display of terror and meanness shakes us, let’s remember: @ossoff, Jewish son of an immigrant & @ReverendWarnock, first Black Senator from Georgia, will join a Catholic POTUS & the first woman, Black + Indian VP in our nation’s capital. God bless America.
Republicans in congress cowering under their desks as violent men roam the hallways finally understand what they've put every school kid in America through.
We MUST REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE PRESIDENCY IMMEDIATELY! Swear in Pence and PROSECUTE THESE INSURRECTIONIST TRAITORS. No more of this Criminal Nonsense. ENOUGH.