bazli salamanca

kekal tenang

[FotMob @FotMob]

Apologies, our notifications are too fast 😩

[Syed Saddiq @SyedSaddiq]

Malaysia dikhianati Norway.

Malaysia dah bayar RM600juta untuk beli misil dari Norway.

Norway patut serahkan pada bulan March.

Tiba tiba bulan April kata tak boleh serahkan kerana Misil tersebut untuk “rakan terdekat”

You signed a contract, took our money, yet now you backstabbed us at the most crucial moment which puts our National sovereignity at risk.

Norway has Haaland, a world-class finisher. But when it comes to fulfilling promises, they’re not a finisher but a world-class loser.

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Lagi cepat move on cmni

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Nobody remembers you if you don’t win

Le two savages:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We will never forget 2026 Cabo Verde

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The whole world is proud of Cabo Verde 🫡

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

They're calling this the most American tweet of all time.

[izzi 🍋 @IzzraifHarz]

that one makcik that sells the best nasi lemak but only open kedai according to her mood that day.

[KroniRakyat @KroniRakyat]

Parent camni kena dapat Anugerah Tokoh Maal Hijrah.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Football fans after DR Congo’s elimination:

[Pedoq, what is this behaviour? @pedoqpop]

rm10 dapat nasik, ayam goreng, sayur dengan air. lagi murah dari kebanyakan kedai nasik campur area klang valley huhu

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Aset terbesar kerajaan sekarang ni pembangkang yang bodo.

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Ambik jela ptptn

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Mat salleh bodo igt tu American flag Islamised lepastu ingat this happened in the UK.

Mat salleh mmg bodoh nak mampus.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Cape Verde qualifying for the Round of 32

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Cabo Verde trolled everyone in Group H

[🎗️ @spicy_exx]

That punch was for all tourists in the world 😂❤️

[Hizwani Hassan @hizwani]

Two weeks ago dalam MRT

Tiba-tiba sambil MRT bergerak, one guy bangun dan kata:
"Pakcik, ambil la seat saya ni"

Tak pernah berlaku seumur hidup aku

Saya tak beritahu sesiapa, terutama sekali isteri saya

What happens in MRT stays in MRT

Kita kena berpijak di bumi nyata

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Riba dah rogol otak Jepun that they despise other people being happy.

Sama macam China dan Korea.

Sebab tu aku benci capitalists dari east asia, work life balance depa tak suka. Kerja sampai mati macam robot.

Kita jangan normalise work culture mcm ni. Keep them there.

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Macam dia sorang je nak cepat🥲