Mitchel Benson

Former CA gov/politics wag turned gov/higher ed flack, turned freelancer/bike patroller/kibitzer. Native Lawn Guylinduh/Catskills summer camp loyalist

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

The future Joey Chestnut? ⁦@espn⁩ #llws ⁦@llbws⁩ ⁦@llbwsnews⁩ ⁦@joeyjaws⁩ ⁦@originalnathans⁩

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball That’s Little League Stuff!

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@BenjyEgel Say it ain’t so, Benjy?

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@NicoleAuerbach He'll be promoting his new book, "Patrick and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

He'll be promoting his new book, "Patrick and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

The governor of West Virginia is very mad at the selection committee

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

Any response?

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@alamocares Really! Alamo Cares! This is Alamo at 5:55 pm on a Saturday at Orlando Airport! Shame on you!

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

This dude, er, dog, gets the blues. Can ya diggit? I think that you can.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Meet Whiskey. His reaction to the piano is so adorable.. 😊

🎥 @SusieFlower

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

Like watching Picasso with a paint brush…

[Cameron Salerno @cameronsalerno1]

Mike Brown was far from perfect this season (and change definitely needed to be made) but Vivek just showed why he’s one of the most incompetent owners in professional sports with this decision. The Kings fired the wrong person, IMO.

[Mark Medina @MarkG_Medina]

Warriors coach Steve Kerr on Mike Brown’s firing

[The Sklar Brothers @SklarBrothers]

Did I make a hummus bowl at @colormemine based on the Santana’s Caravanserai album cover? You’re goddamn right I did. #crafty

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@AshleyGWinter @TeeRiddle I grew up on Lawn Guyland, where all children were required to start drinking this magic potion in elementary school.

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@AshleyGWinter Nine out of 10 ob-gyns recommend Cel-ray to their patients. There’s always one who insists on black cherry. Have not seen the data on urologists.

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@kmarz10 @MarstenDuncan Wonderful! Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

Beast Mode campaigning on 3. Ready…BREAK!

[Christopher Cadelago @ccadelago]

NEWS: Marshawn Lynch, the NFL great & California Golden Bear, hinted at a possible run for Oakland mayor if scandal-plagued Sheng Thao is recalled next month.

Gavin Newsom, who has reviewed private polling, says Lynch's popularity is "off the charts."

https://t.co/yLvMR3X8Ya

[Ann Killion @annkillion]

I laugh at concerns that Buster "has no GM experience." He has more baseball experience than most of the people working in front offices right now. He's a leader. He's the most prepared, methodical athlete I've ever dealt with.

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@brooksbarnesNYT Nicely done, and a great kicker. Can’t wait to see it with my own eyes and decide for myself whether it’s an oof or a wow!

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@brooksbarnesNYT Enjoyed the writing. Want to see the movie even more now.

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

@OMGno2trump Yeah, just like the success of New Coke?

[Mitchel Benson @mdbenson07]

https://t.co/LrhPS0R4v5 via @NYTimes ⁦@SerpicoDet⁩