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Husband, Father, EMDoc trying to do them all well....the triple aim! views are my own.

[M @MDBitner]

Your lactate and your potassium should never equate. #clinicaldictum

[M @MDBitner]

Want to decrease your pediatric mortality? Don’t know where to start? Start simple, just weigh them in kilograms! #kissmethod #CEMC #SCCEP

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Oh you’re going to a teaching hospital in July? Well get ready…

for the most compassionate care from extremely empathetic interns along with their vigilant supervising attendings. Hope you like open ended questions and doctors listening to you bc you’re gonna drown in it.

[M @MDBitner]

Your procal should not be greater than or multiples of your age #clinicaldictums

[M @MDBitner]

Your CO2 should not exceed your blood pressure nor your blood glucose #clinicaldictums

[M @MDBitner]

The number of radiographs ordered should not exceed you age (in adults) #clinicaldictum #VOMIT

[M @MDBitner]

@DSchwerinMD Sure it wasn’t a peanut M&M? 😂

[M @MDBitner]

@sccepnews Jim Ellis: you haven’t heard a physician leadership talk til you’ve heard one that included a Will Ferrell “Old School” streaking reference 😂

[M @MDBitner]

@sccepnews, @DrBretNicks patient comes in and says “they were hanging out in their kitchen doing their ADLs” 😂- when gravity wins, geriatric syncope #CEMC

[M @MDBitner]

@comilla_s @KatieS Vegan hot dog?

[M @MDBitner]

Your hemoglobin should never be less than your platelets #clinicaldictums

[M @MDBitner]

@mcsassymd @StuDrBrittany Fresh socks are key

[M @MDBitner]

CPR in a n95, plastic trash bag isolation gown, and face mask on a rotund patient is no joke....thank you #peloton

[M @MDBitner]

@DrHowieMell @svinsociety You’re innovative...

[M @MDBitner]

@DrHowieMell @svinsociety Bring treats, that always softens the crowd, like tPA popsicles

[M @MDBitner]

@mcsassymd I’m always looking to hiring a diverse group of talented EM Docs, we held strong in COVID as the rest of the multi specialty group respected why EM was doing...DM me for details if interested

[M @MDBitner]

@darakass Technically that’s 9 letters, 2 punctuation marks and 2 spaces, but amen 😜

[M @MDBitner]

Act now, be heard https://t.co/EhLifZiuFI

[Greenville SC EM @GreenvilleSCEM]

Medical students! We’ve added two more hangouts to our line up! Bring your significant other to our Resident and SO panel, as well as another chance to meet program director, Dr. Pfennig! We hope to see y’all there! #Residency #EmergencyMedicine @SAEM_RAMS

[M @MDBitner]

My bride the SLP: “I teach my autistic kindergarteners about turn taking skills and topic maintenance”....just going to leave that there