megi 🖤

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Being a woman is truly hell, you can’t even show your toes without someone zooming in like a detective looking for hair to expose

[sadie @goskiz0]

I was at the Apple Store and I brought up the idea of buying an iPad to the employee and he was like don’t do it you’ll use it like once

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

i remember this girl who said she privates her social accounts at night bc it’s like locking your doors before bed and i’ve never forgotten that.

[1percentcharge @1pcArt]

these work bc theyre all wearing tall boots. If you wear them with sneakers you look like you take buzzfeed quizzes and own Harry Potter mugs

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

You can take the Albanian out of Albania, but you can never take the Albania out of the Albanian.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

Btw it's very easy to tell when others are using 48 laws of power ass tactics on you. This girl kept unnecessarily saying my name when we were talking and I mean she just kept saying it.

So I started doing it back. "Okay Chelley is there anything else i can assist you with Chelley? Perfect Chelley when we meet again let's discuss xyz. How does that sound, Chelley? Your name rhymes with wthelly, Chelley."

She never overly used my name again.

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

That’s why there’s a whole lot of insecure adults. They weren’t given basic respect as kids. Kids are one of the most oppressed people and everyone just calls them annoying.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

ppl think kindergarten is teaching the alphabet and coloring when 70% of the job is cognitive development and pediatric psychology

[jo✨ @easypeasysleazy]

@sourhoestarter my husband recently started using it for gym and was trying to show it to me. I pulled out diary entries from when I was 12. don’t recite the deep magic to me boy, I was there when it was written. There are 2 calories in a bump of ketamine

[Max @minordissent]

"In the end, marriage is not disappearing, it is becoming concentrated amongst the successful. It becomes almost like an aristocratic custom; rare, elite, stable, high-investment and deeply stratified. A marker of competence rather than a rite of passage. For everyone else the pattern is fluid relationships, low stability, weak pair-bonding and falling fertility. Marriage survives, but only among the successful."

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

😭 when Carrie was ditching her friends for weeks on end to stay in and have sex with Mr Big and the first minute she had a girl’s lunch she saw him on a date with another woman >

[𓃠🪬 @adeitys4]

the average ai user mind cannot comprehend the godly experience of witnessing your own human brilliance when you lock in for a tight deadline

[doomer @uncledoomer]

many of you wont want to hear this but theyre absolutely stone cold looksmatched

[Alex Friedman 🤠 @heyalexfriedman]

The most helpful people in my career have by far been middle aged guys with younger daughters.

All they want is a better future for their girls and they know that empowering the next generation of women does that.
It’s the best.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

The world is full of people who lack agency in their life and therefore feel compelled to make every interaction their last stand against the Infringement

[susa @prinkasusa]

my grandpa once told me "do not tell anyone your business unless it benefits you that they know" as a yapper, i took that advice and never looked back. best thing i ever heard