justMike

no puedo

[justMike @mddub126]

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That’s the only way to become what you’re meant to be

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Reminder: Tolkien hated Disney.

He called them "hopelessly corrupted" and knew they'd ruin any story they touched.

Why? Tolkien's storytelling philosophy was profoundly different… (thread) 🧵

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

EXACTLY

[Lily* @300mirrors]

Not only did they ruin Anakin's redemption, but they also ruined his birth. He is no longer special because he wasn't the first to be conceived through the Force.

Fuck Disney Star Wars, for destroying my favorite character.

[🏔Adam🏔 @denverbitcoin]

Men only want one thing and it’s a $16k utility truck their Government won’t allow to be sold here…

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

Did I ever trade on inside information?? #wolfofwallstreet

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

"$165 BILLION is what the US taxpayers have sent to Ukraine to fund this pointless war"

"And I got some facts for you"

"With $165 billion dollars we could have built the border wall 6 TIMES over to stop illegal immigration"

"We could have rebuilt Flint, Michigans water system 215 times over again"

"We could have given every single homeless veteran $2 MILLION dollars"

🚨🚨🚨

[Screen Brief @ScreenBrief]

The most hilarious things Dakota Johnson has said on the Madame Web press tour

A THREAD 🧵

[Jugs Fullbuster 👑 (IWC Royalty) @JugsFullbuster]

Triple H really needs to pull the trigger on Candice and push her before its too late, her potential is getting WASTED! SHE DESERVES BETTER! #WWEWomenDeserveBetter

#WWERaw

https://t.co/p7lBcxIbtL

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

@JennaEllisEsq Fun fact: Christianity and Islam are both Abrahamic religions and believe in the same god. “Allah” is just the Arabic word for god, it’s not a separate character. The fact that most Christians don’t know this is hilarious.

[Prestige @prestigeclipn]

The struggle is real

[justMike @mddub126]

Y’all aren’t ready for him to enter this conversation. They don’t call him the ultimate opportunist for nothing

[NukemTalksWrestling @NukemWrestling]

Who do you think is the better actor?

[justMike @mddub126]

Waking up to see @EdgeRatedR in the Percy Jackson teaser vs realizing tonight is his final match under contract

[justMike @mddub126]

@CommunityTV

[Indiana Jones @IndianaJones]

Snacking around the world with Harrison Ford 🥨🌎

In 10 days, experience #IndianaJones and the Dial of Destiny only in theaters. Get tickets now: https://t.co/DT6MFOX40t

[justMike @mddub126]

Pick 1

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole party threatens to crash the economy unless poor people are made to suffer more

[justMike @mddub126]

@FRONZ1LLA Burger King will always be king

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Texas Republicans are trying to force public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.

I told the bill author: “This bill is not only un-constitutional and un-American, it’s deeply un-Christian.” #txlege

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Literally everyone should see this

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Bed Bath & Beyond has filed for bankruptcy shortly after spending $1B in stock buybacks & cash payments to shareholders. Employees of 20 years got 0 notice & $0 severance.

It wasn't inflation. It wasn't labor cost. It is 100% corporate greed.

Tax billionaires. Unionize workers.

[justMike @mddub126]

@wwe 2k24 showcase should be #theultimate showcase. Let it be @TheMattCamp and @notsam putting together 15-20 of the greatest fantasy matches of all time