Mark Dean

Husband. Father. Mountaineer. Esquire. If I cannot drink bourbon and smoke cigars in Heaven then I shall not go.

[Myrtle Mountaineer @MyrtleEers]

Uhm. Two things.

1. The Black Diamond Trophy currently sits in Morgantown, West Virginia.

2. West Virginia holds an all time record of 30-23-1 vs Virginia Tech.

Do what you want with that information. #WVU

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

Gonna have a choice to make soon.

[Arthur Heuzard @Arthur__Ash]

Our equipment truck is on its way to London! 🔱🇬🇧🏈

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@TheTrekCentral Why in the world would they hire a nearly 80 year old actress to play a character who is around her late 20s?

I look forward to Deirdre (and Darby returning) but no way is she playing Dehner.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@OnlyACartwright @JimCondelles Yep. No AI just a whole lot of prosthetics. I remember it airing.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Investigation underway after all 3 pilots on a British Airways flight from India to London fell ill with suspected food poisoning, leaving one incapacitated midair.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The Pittsburgh Penguins announce end to long and successful ECHL affiliation agreement with the Wheeling Nailers.

[Adam Clinch @Adam__Clinch]

Permanent DST is stupid because in the winter we get 9 AM sunrises.

Permanent Standard is stupid because in the summer we get 4:45 AM sunrises (and lose an hour of sun in the evening during the nicest time of the year).

The best solution is what we do if we'd stop being babies.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@EpcotEnthusiast As a Chicago fan, I fell out of my chair laughing at "Lost in the Woods".

But other than that, cromulent at best.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@coasterstudios Wife and kids refused to ride with me last spring. Turned out to be even rougher than I remembered.

Being a single rider snagged me the front seat, though.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@RealKhaylee The exact example I use. At bare minimum it's 3 questions:

Do you know what time it is? Yes, I do.

Can you tell me what time it is? Yes, I can.

What time is it? 10 am.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@BrooksTurns100 William Daniels (99) has entered the chat.

[EERSNATION @EERSNATION]

When you have been away from home, there is no better view than when you see this sign.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@FunnyHappyStud1 I figured that the Buzz bedsheets were the ones from "who invited that kid?"

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@televisionaryZW @ArkingKyle And Hamm. But both Shawn and Ratzenberger are around 80.

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

Montani Semper Liberi 💙💛

Thank you, @WVUBaseball!

#MCWS

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@Sean_DBZ @NoContextSpoof But then young Rob Lowe No. 2 would not be around to age into present day Robert Wagner No. 2, creating a paradox that erases the first movie and... oh, no. I've gone cross-eyed.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

We're a real country again.

[McFranchisee @McFranchisee]

Happy Birthday, America 🇺🇸! Nothing is more American than apple pie 🥧.

This has been a tough secret to keep as I’ve been after this for 5 years.

Today starts the rollout period (soft sale) for our OG Fried Apple Pie. It’s not on the app/kiosk but is on our registers. It will appear on the app/kiosk on June 22 - the date all stores must sell by.

Last night I got an Apple Pie à la mode and it was absolutely divine (just order a plain or caramel sundae + fried pie) 🤤. It’s been gone since 1992 but it was just as I remembered. They are only back for a limited time, so be sure to snag one soon. Be vocal on social if you want them to stay! 🙏

Tag me with your review. Who’s getting one today?

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@NCAABaseball @WVUBaseball @WVUSports @Big12Conference

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@RealSportsStat I was there as a sophomore in the band. Still the wildest sports ride I've ever been on.

[Mark Dean @mdean85]

@wvEsquiress @RogerRogerATX I didn't recall the 98 Syracuse. Apologies.

I know for a fact it happened after 2003 VT though. We were unranked and upset them at No. 3 and remember aeeing it on TV. I was a freshman in the band the next fall (04) and heard all the 03 stories.