Michael

My brain is scary. Nerd, Marching Arts, Thyroid Cancer Survivor, Insomniac, SharePoint & Office 365 Architect, Yo-yo Dieter, Hacker, Science Olympiad, NYRangers

[Michael @mdelcorso]

Yo, stat nerds. Find me the last time that the giants and the jets each turned the ball over in simultaneous plays…

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@dci every year getting into the building on finals night is impossible and every year you continue to do nothing about the problem. Thanks!

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@dci please do some crowd control in the 400s. Having to constantly tell kids there are no available seats.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@BradKAlsop @EmmaVigeland I figured it was something like that. Love you guys. Thx

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@EmmaVigeland when you tell Bradley to turn on his mic, we can hear him loud and clear… not sure what’s up with that.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@Stefmara @BlairDiana I’m glad you all act as my backup memory. It’s very useful.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@Stefmara @BlairDiana Could also have been the file of meds I took on the plane to be able to sleep

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@Stefmara @BlairDiana I remember us eating in that restaurant, but that’s about it…

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@BlairDiana @hey_sweetpea It’s true

[Michael @mdelcorso]

🛎 🛎

[Michael @mdelcorso]

Gerrit Cole will be known from this point forward as Gerrit LOLe.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

1983 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@BenBurgis Glassboro State College became Rowan College in 1992. Even when that episode was written that was a dated reference. I can answer any trivia about NJ as I grew up at that time in a very north jersey Italian family, who actually has a branch with the surname Soprano.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

Sorensen should be ejected from the game for that hit.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@marciaherold @BlairDiana @GlennGiangrande Seriously, you are in for such a treat. I wish I would watch it all for the first time again.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

Congratulations to world class douchebag @RepThomasMassie for taking the crown of Worst Person in the World away from @RealDonaldTrump. I wish you nothing but the worst, asshole.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

You owe the people of Iran an apology for this hate-filled nonsense you spouted. Shame on you.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Iran is full of malevolent evildoers, and Soleimani was the worst of them. But Iran is also a nation state. And the reason the U.S. doesn't kill leaders of other countries is because once you normalize assassinations, it's hard to put the genie back in the bottle.

[Michael @mdelcorso]

@Stefmara @BlairDiana at least NYC is smart enough to not provide stairs at 168th st.