Matthew DeMattia

“Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.” Retweets are not endorsements~

[Nico @99_9pct]

Game’s gone

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇹 @BurkeSzn_]

I can’t even get a bottle cap in and these cunts have snuck a half of Alton fucking Towers in

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Legit one of the best half hour true comedies we’ve had in years. So damn funny.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

beavers never cease to amaze me because why are you a giant water rat waddling around doing hydraulic engineering

[dermatoBarbie @DermatoBarbie]

gracinha ele sonhando que é um pianista famoso

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Bring on Brighton.

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit

[Xera @Xeratricky]

Was waiting for this news before pre ordering

[Joaconel. @Joaconel]

Hay un gordo que lo tuvieron encerrado 6 años sin ver a su familia para que el movimiento del pelo se vea así y me parece perfecto

[titi @tinsiekins]

how it feels when you have a friend and you make plans with your friend and then you hang out with your friend

[G @Gideoomatic]

There's no way a move to Arsenal is that bad

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Malcolm in the Middle Hal B-plot

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The best club in the world. 💙

[alex @AlexTalksSox]

This is so sick lmao love it, gonna play it a million times

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old mf who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Bro is up there with Santa Claus at this point.

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My mom didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a tactical prodigy that has accessed the situation at hand and has determined that he doesn't really wanna do this anymore

[Hoosier Hammer 🔨🦬🏆🏈 @Brentonmfender]

This video of Dolly Parton covering Stairway to Heaven is going around. Here's a higher quality version for you to enjoy. RIP to the Queen of Country and an absolute angel on Earth.