LazersBae

Distributor of warm blankets and delicious ice chips. Soccer is dumb and hurts my heart. Nick Rimando hurt my feelings once. She/Her

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@JamesCoston @kristinachelsea Keep proving her point, short king

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

You’re going to investigate Bad Bunny, but not the Epstein files…. GOP=Guardians of Pedophiles

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Today, I sent a letter to @BrendanCarrFCC, urging him to immediately open a full investigation into the @NFL and @NBCUniversal.

The woke garbage we witnessed on Super Bowl Sunday needs to be INVESTIGATED and put to an END.

There is NO reason that over 130 million people — including CHILDREN — should have been exposed to the vulgar and disgusting content of the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show.

It’s time to get answers about what happened and why this was allowed to take place NOW.

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@PrinxTiresUSA How’s your swag game?

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

How will the swag be @PrinxTiresUSA ? Will we be getting bucket hats and gold chains?

[Prinx Tires USL Cup @USL_Cup]

Bring on the 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐱 𝐓𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐔𝐒𝐋 𝐂𝐮𝐩 🫡

Here's our format, schedule and groups for the 2026 competition!

➡️ https://t.co/EieJamevP5

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

At least the manbaby loser is openly admitting that he’s the one responsible for people going hungry.

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

Maybe we just want affordable healthcare and groceries you dumbass.

[Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸 @alexbruesewitz]

Candidate quality matters. Tonight was a great lesson for the Republican Party: running squishy Rs who are lukewarm on Trump and MAGA, even in “purple” states, doesn’t work. Your candidate needs to be able to turn out ALL FACTIONS of our party, and they do that by being MAGA all the way.

In Virginia, for example, on the top of the ticket you had @winwithwinsome, who is no friend to President Trump. She was nasty toward the President after the midterms in 2022, and she worked against us big time in the 2024 primary. No MAGA voter was excited to get out and vote for her and she brought down the whole ticket. Voters don’t think there’s much of a difference between a weak establishment R and a D.

Republicans must get smart and run only MAGA candidates moving forward; otherwise, there will be massive turnout problems when @realDonaldTrump is not on the ballot!

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

The way CBS has handled USL matches this season is embarrassing. If you are incapable of showing a match in its entirety or providing a replay for people who can’t watch live, then maybe you should work on being better. CBS makes me miss the YouTube days with their poor product

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

THE SECOND SEED IN THE EAST IS KNOCKED OUT ❌

@RhodeIslandFC are through to the @USLChampionship Eastern Conference semifinals 👊

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

Don’t need a newsletter to know you’re wanting to kick your constituents off of Medicare and superfund ICE deportations in your community. Do better.

[Rep. David Valadao @RepDavidValadao]

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[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

It’s cute y’all think you’re getting a baseball team.

[Las Vegas Lights FC @lvlightsfc]

Hello Oakland. We are here.

In our new baseball team's old stadium. 😎

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@realsombreroman @lvlightsfc Ahem… they couldn’t afford Sacramento. They’re in West Sacramento.

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@Terminator0725 @FluffyQuahogBoi @J_hunt1123

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@eadie_m @PortPowerTX @JacobRRFC Didn’t y’all call it soccer, tho?

[Class But Expected 🇬🇧🇬🇧 @PenmanDeclan]

@RaithRovers What is a Sacramento Republic? Sounds like a clothing brand or a nightclub.

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@JasonConlogue2 @iAmJeffSledge @GeorgeFoster72 Thinking seems to be difficult for you today

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@daisyyyyleonor My initial thought was lmao wtf, but the more I look at it, the more I like this lineup

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@UnSub_Matt @QuailRepublic Now I’m crawling back to my bluesky account lol. This place is toxico

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@UnSub_Matt @QuailRepublic I’m pretty excited tbh. A clear plan forward? The first professional men’s team with Native American ownership? A stadium plan (with safe standing and a roof please!)?

[LazersBae @mdendorfer]

@awonderland I hate this place so much right now

[+ @_wegotthejaz]

god watching you steal welfare money