y’all be like “no one is saying they want to get rid of police entirely, we just want to defund them” um speak for yourself please?? abolish tf out of the police & while we’re at it abolish ICE, TSA, and prisons too!!
predicting sports championships for the next season:
nhl: washington capitals
mlb: washington nationals
nba: washington wizards
nfl: washington commanders
wnba: washington mystics
mls: dc united
nwsl: washington spirit
Being someone’s boss is so weird. My one & only direct report just asked me if she could leave early and I’m like uh yeah??? Idgaf bro do what you want just lmk
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.
they’re going to tell us the video is a lie, that we can’t see things with our own eyes. they will stand at a podium with crosses around their necks and say it wasn’t murder.
Breaking: Trinity Rodman has signed a new three-year contract with the Washington Spirit.
Rodman's new multi-million dollar deal makes her the highest paid women's soccer player in the world, according to her agent.
“30 is so old.” you’ve only been here for three decades. in two of them, you couldn’t drink, rent a car, or even be fully responsible for yourself. please wake up. you are a FRESH flower in the garden of life
This might be an unpopular opinion regarding the DK Metcalf incident, but society would be better if people had a healthy fear of getting punched in the face when they act like assholes.
Drew Mestemaker never started a varsity game at QB in high school, was a 0-star recruit, and decided to walk-on at North Texas.
The freshman now leads the country in passing, just threw for a school-record 608 yards, and has the Mean Green 7-1.