Cursed Voltaire

Rotten academic with the soul of a foppish and bewigged old Enlightenment guy.

[xian qing @klarnic_debt]

let’s practice food safety with mama

[Christopher @molochofficial]

every zoomer age male, gay and straight, seems to have access to some store that sells like 5" inseam shorts that I cannot find either online or in reality

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

florida tweets

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Yeah nice story. I know you stole my gumball give it back.

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

i was racially abused three times on Grindr today.

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

are you showering correctly?

[James St James @JSJdarling]

If you show pit you need to have something to show. Just sayin. Pit enthusiasts want a jungle not a desert.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

my 8th month old son took his first steps this morning. on the first day of pride month no less. he said fags and dykes let’s go

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

firmly believe you should be allowed to do a few victimless crimes a year if they’re funny enough

[Shivers @thinkingshivers]

At the Christian grocery store, anyone need anything?

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

Sometimes I wonder what he’s up to

[SUNNY 🩸 @HARDGORESUN]

You can’t miss a day on this app

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Whenever I see Loomer on the TL, I genuinely can’t tell if someone photoshopped her face or if it’s really just how she looks

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

happy pride month

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

🙂‍↕️

[Punished Cheburashka @reelCheburashka]

The median gay man is a much better person than the median straight man, but an evil gay man is like 10x more evil than an evil straight man