Maria Fossi

[Noah @NewAbnormal___]

@SportsCenter Connor McDavid is having his 2016 LeBron moment

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

@noriah_e V. halal of you

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

Goodnight to everyone, except Siakam.

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

More Norm and Serge, less Siakam. Thanks.

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

We get it y’all, your laundry was clean before you put it in the tub

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

I’m bored of being bored 🥵

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

@AaronFitzner He’s an American virus

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

Shakira won the Super Bowl. That is all.

[vanessa🇨🇴 @vanesssitaaaaa]

Spanish twitter referring to Stormi as La tormenta will never not be funny

[Pat Cunnane @PatCunnane]

LEBRON: Hey, J.R., catch me up on this China, Hong Kong situation real quick. I have to address it in 30 minutes.

J.R. SMITH: I got you.

*31 minutes later...

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

@AaronFitzner You mean Fred VanVleet senior 👨🏽‍🦳

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

YA girl is back. What I miss?

[Maria Fossi @mdfossi]

@Whistlerbrewing Where can I find your grapefruit beer in Calgary? #sos helppp