Michael Groesbeck

unclaimed perfection baby boy

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

Elon is one of the dumbest worst people. Ruined my favorite website and now trying to ruin my favorite country. Good bye!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@provisionalidea This retard thinks the government uses SQL

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

@jaredpolis @RobertKennedyJr @HHSGov Loser

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

@nihilists4jesus Genuinely, they were some of favorite posts about faith

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

@SwiftOnSecurity I've tracked my reported mpg average vs odometer and gallons in and the car reported mpg has consistently overstated by around 2 mpgs

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

I’ve never understood the Djokovic hate. How can you root against the guy? It’s like… idk, hating Barry Bonds in his prime. Impossible

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Why would anyone read HILLBILLY ELEGY when you could instead listen to SOUTHERN ROCK OPERA at a very high volume?

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

At Bob Dylan concert and the people next to me are not happy it's a Bob Dylan concert

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

@michaelgadberry I don't think it was ever a super focus of his research and nothing recent/modern but I doubt many other university presidents have this on their CV

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

BYU's president is a bayesian statistician who has published basketball analytics research

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

(And also a good guy and professor)

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

@michaelgadberry Rude

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

🦋🦋🦋

[jesse agler @jesseagler]

…Matt Waldron will start game five of season.

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

Found a place that makes perfect bahn mis for $7.00 🥰

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

@Adam__Alba Nice and clean. I just bought a used Horseman on a whim and have been really impressed with it so far

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

Lost our basketball game by 4 points but on a 5 game win streak in AOE2 so it balances out

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

Scrooge (1970) perfect movie

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

@wiffleballtony1 I can mail you some

[Michael Caley @MC_of_A]

having fun with the guys (estimating Shohei Ohtani's implied exposure to inflation risk)

[Michael Groesbeck @mdgbeck]

Hahahahahahhaaa

[Ryan Smith @RyanQualtrics]

Wow. Very thoughtful Bill. Well said