Matt Hooper

Cool guy.

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

@PhillyD who knew milk doesn’t clean PC fans 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

one time in high school i made 53 half-court shots in a row for a school assembly

you don’t need to ask anyone i went to school with though because they are all known to lie they are fucking liars

[Matt Hooper @mdhooper42]

@Downtown_Donny That pussy got me completin the math minutes in record time

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

you've heard of dumpster diving, well i've actually drilled a hole in the bottom of the dumpster so as to enter from underneath

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

Papa John’s is giving away this massive chair that can drive around and hold pizza. They say you have to post something epic in order to win. Here is my submission. #epicstuffs #sweepstakes @PapaJohns

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

eddy

[Trailer Park Boys @trailerparkboys]

We need your help! It's #BellLetsTalk day in Canada, raising scrilla and awareness for mental health initiatives. Every retweet this tweet gets raises 5¢... so RTs, let's go!

If you need help, PLEASE reach out to someone. And don't forget, we got yer belly ❤️

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

I had to google this because I didn’t believe my chat

[Avtar Gill @AvtarGill53]

Me and the boys after endorsing each other’s skills on LinkedIn...

[Matt Hooper @mdhooper42]

@Downtown_Donny The american dream

[_kairy_draws_ @_kairy_draws_]

Mario and Yoshi in sync

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

I want to address this incriminating photo of me that has been circulating during Don't Pee January. This photo was captured by paparazzi as part of a hit job, trying to erode my credibility. I want to make it clear that I was only passing stool and brushing my teeth. No pee.

[Matt Hooper @mdhooper42]

Oh your back hurts? Try following OSHA safety guidelines next time.

[Matt Hooper @mdhooper42]

@Downtown_Donny

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

see @Twitter I TOLD YOU

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

if you guys have already seen porn please don't spoil it for me

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

in case you do not have any lips to kiss on new years here you can kiss my lips on your screen

[Matt Hooper @mdhooper42]

@Downtown_Donny Whatever you say Dan