Miguel

Pull up! Terrain!

[Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus]

*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era

[Astros Dan #TEAMROBOUMPS @AstrosDan]

When Jose Altuve takes the field on Tuesday, he will have played in more postseason games then the Mets franchise.

[リポ・トウ @riposhima]

スケッチ 時々ちょっとアイスクリームを舐めさせてもらえる犬

[Max @Juicewag]

We joined a co-ed beer league softball think it’d be just people hanging out and drinking beer and now we’re 0-6 with a -70 run differential

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i was drinking at a barbeque yesterday and my buddy has a gym in his garage so we were just ego lifting half drunk all day. anyway for some reason i can barely walk

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Houstorian @Houstorian]

Today in 1867, one thousand people attend the first local baseball game at the San Jacinto battleground site. 1,000 attend to see the Houston Stonewalls vs. the Galveston Robert E. Lees.
34-5.

[roycebracket @royceybrackets]

you ever talk to someone and just know their highest stat would be special defense

[Historyland @HistorylandHQ]

Tiger Woods’ caddie, Mike “Fluff” Cowan, checking the wind with his cigarette during the 1997 Masters.

[SurrealMediaFacts @SurreMediaFacts]

There was a DOS Trojan known as "Scary" that was made specifically for MS-DOS 5.0 computers. When it was executed, it would show the iconic illustration of the dead women from "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" for a few seconds before-

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[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(stroking my chin) hmm if I was a person worthy of respect what would I be doing right now

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

think this might be one of my favorite videos on the internet.

[angie @hotsoggi]

i think emo mexicans are one of the most culturally important groups in the world

[pepper @AGPepperr]

Roomie keeps preheating the oven and forgetting about it

[Miguel @mdiaz4298]

It’s so strange how analogues the frequency of bird nests in my yard is to the frequency of family visits.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Vin Scully called games involving Connie Mack, born 1862, and Julio Urias, born 1996.

[Miguel @mdiaz4298]

I’m seeing two moons
But only one gives me
The astigmatism flare
Is that the real one?

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

How it feels to be 29