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[maríssa @mdidier40]

@DennyKrause U get it

[maríssa @mdidier40]

Who do I talk to about making mustard packets bigger?? Why are they so little 😪

[Dennis Krause @DennyKrause]

What a moment! Out the mud is something I can see Shawn saying! Love y’all!

[maríssa @mdidier40]

There will be two cars in the Whataburger drive thru and it’s still takes forever idgi

[maríssa @mdidier40]

“You’re 28 you don’t need an Easter basket” 🥲

[deadsoul @4gangbank]

apple charging me $17 , $5 , $5 , $10 , $11 every fuckin month and idk what i’m paying for

[maríssa @mdidier40]

There’s something about grocery shopping that brings me so much joy

[maríssa @mdidier40]

Just turned on the garbage disposal instead of the light 🥹

[maríssa @mdidier40]

Not my Uber driver convincing me the world is ending

[Mark Kelley @MarkAllenKelley]

It should be illegal for Hulu to to blast the volume of commercials by 95db.
This is my first tweet. I am serious about this shit.

[maríssa @mdidier40]

@didier_garrett Ridiculous 😂

[maríssa @mdidier40]

@Lexi_Mcneal Say less

[maríssa @mdidier40]

Still true

[maríssa @mdidier40]

@kodydidier and @Gd1DDy are the two most ridiculous people I have ever known........

[maríssa @mdidier40]

Dogs with only one eye r the cutest 🥺

[maríssa @mdidier40]

And I’d do it again

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

K

This is how your dad replies to every text.

[maríssa @mdidier40]

There’s nothing worse than an old person telling u to guess their age

[maríssa @mdidier40]

@Lizzdawiz NOTHING THATS THE PROBLEM

[maríssa @mdidier40]

@TGill2Trill No plz I didnt mean it 😭