Matt Dittemore

Lover of music, sports, and my kids depending on how they're acting. I'm way more profound in my own mind than I come across.

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

If @PatrickMahomes is Kermit, does that make @tkelce Fozzie?

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

@Burnsy987 Book is gonna fall into the KJ category. Suns fans see how great he is in real time, but the rest of the basketball world won't acknowledge it until after his career is over.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Standing down from tonight’s Falcon 9 launch of @Starlink. Targeting no earlier than Friday, March 29 for liftoff

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

@BurnsAndGambo My kids (24 and 15) put the subtitles on everything, and it messes with my profiles. All it does is distract me.

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

@Bickley_Marotta @SarahKezele @JarrettGC @Vincemarotta @danbickley No Kathleen Turner, Jennifer Tilly, or Joey Lauren Adams?

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@Gambo987 @BurnsAndGambo You're still having to pay to watch. It's either $50/month to get a bunch of stuff you don't want with cable or $6/month for a little bit of stuff you don't want with Peacock and at least with streaming you can watch it anywhere

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@BurnsAndGambo how is the NFL putting games on Peacock any different than putting them on ESPN? You have to pay for ESPN? @Gambo987

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

@RapSheet #TNF should only include teams coming off a bye week

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@BurnsAndGambo @Tdrake4sports People talking about K1 like it's a done deal if he isn't perfect the Cards are taking Williams. The more I see of him, the more warnings I see. Not talent wise but maturity. The talks of sitting cause SC was garbage. The crying in his mom's lap. I'm seeing Leaf 2.0

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

@BurnsAndGambo @AZSports I expect domination from the Sun's big three, whereas Kyler's play is more of an unknown, so I'm more excited to see K1 to see where he is.

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Finally, the Dbags season is over and we can move on to Suns and football like we're supposed to this time of year.

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

Thoughts?

https://t.co/C5snoXTany

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

Where's my emergency test survival badge?

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

Me at 11:23 after putting every 5G device in the house around me on purpose 🤣. Still can't believe people think some shit about an alert test. Clowns.

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Just a reminder, you only have a little over an hour to get all those cellular enabled devices into Faraday cages or you're screwed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

Jimmy Butler about to do the greatest Outkast karaoke of all time.

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

While we’re at it…

Who wants an autographed @josh_dobbs1 jersey???

Retweet + Follow for your chance to win🚀

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

@sarahntuned C'mon now. Dodge Charger is the perfect name for an EV.

[Matt Dittemore @mdittemore]

@Vincemarotta If you haven't listened to the new blink song that dropped Thursday, listen.

https://t.co/F5iJVEq6ST