MK

giant trans athlete fan

[MK @mdk726]

Il say it again. Never apologize for being a straight

[MK @mdk726]

Top 5 useless pathetic things fagits probably like:

1. the autostop on cars
2. LinkedIn
3. The Paper straw
4. Microsoft Teams
5. The little loaf of bread tie thing that doesn’t work

[MK @mdk726]

Hard for the boys to get a W tonight they’re playing against the dodgers and the gays

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Pride Night at the ballpark! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[MK @mdk726]

This is pathetic

[MK @mdk726]

Could be the best idea I’ve ever seen

[Alex Oak @alexoakdev]

Someone built a fitness app using the same psychological mechanics as gambling

This might work better than every normal fitness app 😭😭

You bet money on whether you’ll hit 10,000 steps today

If you fail, you lose your money

If you succeed, you split the money from everyone who didn’t

So disciplined people literally profit off lazy people

Most fitness apps try motivating you with streaks and notifications

This one motivates you with financial fear

Imagine realizing at 11:52pm you still need 1,700 more steps or you lose $30

Entire friend groups would be outside walking laps around their neighborhood before midnight trying not to lose their steppa challenge

It sounds stupid but this would probably motivate people better than any other fitness product

Would you use this yourself?

[MK @mdk726]

Pmt hasn’t been funny in 6 years

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Tonight’s PMT I’m sure will be very calm and measured all around

[MK @mdk726]

Golden state in 4

[Novig @Novig]

Which team wins in a 7 game series?

- 2017 Warriors

or

- 1996 Bulls

[MK @mdk726]

They make a money latte tho #libsaremoney

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Why are coffee shops so gay? When did liberals steal coffee from us?! Fuck...

[MK @mdk726]

Hard not to respect how big of a little fagìt Mick Cronin is

[MK @mdk726]

Waiters who don’t write your order down should be sentenced to 1 year in jail if they get your order wrong or if they have to come back and ask what you got. Handcuffed immediately no questions asked

[MK @mdk726]

Who’s the dork that came up with that name

[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸

[MK @mdk726]

Was waiting for Big Meg’s opinion. The goat

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Megan Rapinoe to the USA hockey players: "In their utter moment of glory... ruined it for themselves because they were co-opted by a clown and now look like clowns."

Jack Hughes will be remembered as an American sports hero, whereas Rapinoe will be remembered as a raging narcissist.

[MK @mdk726]

@ClayTravis To be fair to the Libs Kash Patel is a fagít

[MK @mdk726]

Your son must have sucked

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Youth sports are usually a waste of time, money, and energy. They replace free play, exhaust families, dominate weekends, and frequently outrank church and family time.

[MK @mdk726]

Always great seeing a little fagít get a quick humbling

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Scott Hanson hosted Super Bowl Opening Night—then couldn't get into radio row because he left his credential with his assistant.

"You’d think I haven’t been to 17 Super Bowls and that I’m a rookie," @ScottHanson tells FOS.

[MK @mdk726]

Damon and Affleck in The Rip.
Just a pathetic film top to bottom

[MK @mdk726]

Husband simply has to commit the ole double murder suicide

[MK @mdk726]

@MarkKaboly @PatMcAfeeShow Just because you both eat a dozen donuts per day doesn’t mean you have to suck up to him Mark

[MK @mdk726]

Tomlin and arty smith

[MK @mdk726]

Shut up fagít

[trey wingo @wingoz]

Just a reminder if the @steelers had kicked the FG and the end of the half they’d only need a FG to win. Always take the points