Top 5 useless pathetic things fagits probably like:
1. the autostop on cars
2. LinkedIn
3. The Paper straw
4. Microsoft Teams
5. The little loaf of bread tie thing that doesn’t work
Someone built a fitness app using the same psychological mechanics as gambling
This might work better than every normal fitness app 😭😭
You bet money on whether you’ll hit 10,000 steps today
If you fail, you lose your money
If you succeed, you split the money from everyone who didn’t
So disciplined people literally profit off lazy people
Most fitness apps try motivating you with streaks and notifications
This one motivates you with financial fear
Imagine realizing at 11:52pm you still need 1,700 more steps or you lose $30
Entire friend groups would be outside walking laps around their neighborhood before midnight trying not to lose their steppa challenge
It sounds stupid but this would probably motivate people better than any other fitness product
Would you use this yourself?
Waiters who don’t write your order down should be sentenced to 1 year in jail if they get your order wrong or if they have to come back and ask what you got. Handcuffed immediately no questions asked
Megan Rapinoe to the USA hockey players: "In their utter moment of glory... ruined it for themselves because they were co-opted by a clown and now look like clowns."
Jack Hughes will be remembered as an American sports hero, whereas Rapinoe will be remembered as a raging narcissist.
Youth sports are usually a waste of time, money, and energy. They replace free play, exhaust families, dominate weekends, and frequently outrank church and family time.
Scott Hanson hosted Super Bowl Opening Night—then couldn't get into radio row because he left his credential with his assistant.
"You’d think I haven’t been to 17 Super Bowls and that I’m a rookie," @ScottHanson tells FOS.