Jeopardy host: “This electronic artist, whose name begins with ‘D’ and ends with ‘K’ is finally making a comeback next month!
Me: “Who is Daft Punk!?”
Jeopardy host: “The correct answer is ‘Who is Datsik.’”
Me:
The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:
▪️ No drop in revenue
▪️ 65% fewer sick days
▪️ 71% less burnout
▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial
The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.
Idkkkk there’s just something kinda rude and disrespectful about subtweeting your roommate to get attention instead of going to talk to them when you have a problem. Also since this is the first time you appear to have cared about the kitchen, lmk if you want some cooking lessons