Marissa Wolf

I only tweet about the bachelor franchise. Nobody cares about my tweets. I do it for the love of the game.

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

Oh NVM. “It’s cashmere”

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

Nice to see that Sean immediately inherited Brayden’s scarf collection
#bachelorette #thebachelorette @betchelorpod

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

MOOD

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@Brittany_Boyer is the most delightful ray of sunshine to grace the tv. That’s all.

[joey @KnuckleJoey]

are morons actually saying Demar Hamlin nearly died because he got vaccinated? are we really fucking doing this?

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama: I’m getting old and gray.

Black lady: You fine than a mfer.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

The Cowboys blow

[megan o’shaughnessy @meganbrwn420]

Fuck I miss this.

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@leejk2112 @BeauTFC Wtf is that look DB is giving??

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@Jamapezz @imheretoscream @Lin_Manuel @dramatistsguild Wait…MIT? Or do you mean MTI? (Not mocking or criticizing. I’m actually just curious)

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

“Ketchup dripping down the wall” is the Trumpiest imagery I’ve ever heard. #January6thHearings

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@leejk2112 @NxtFukingLevel Ima barf

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@lauraornella I’m not a scientist BUT I think you just have to either throw it really hard or poop it really hard at the fan. I just turned 41 so I’m smart now and I think this is the answer.

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@jt_silver @Phillies “Jennifer Zeers”

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

Apparently after scoring 7 million runs, the @Phillies just took off their uniforms, laid on the floor, and rolled around in a pile of doughnuts.

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@jt_silver @Phillies Must be all those years of moving authentically together

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@jt_silver @Phillies 9 times out of 10 ur gonna see guys rolling around naked on pastries

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

@tonyajonemiller @Phillies Pitiful!

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

It me. I’m gf.

[Marissa Wolf @mdogwolfy]

Turns out it’s too much to ask to have a loafy sponge man end up alone at the end of #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC