For years I have been a ronin, defending freedom of speech by calling things gay on podcasts but now, I pledge my microphone— my sacred weapon— to defend the first amendment. Jimmy Kimmel get behind me, I will protect you.
Mike Tyson landed 2 more punches last night than Tyquan Thornton’s combined number of catches for the Pats in 2023/2024 — 19 to 17.
Bill Belichick — greatest NFL coach ever but somehow also probably the worst WR drafter ever.
It’s been eons since I’ve tweeted but just felt like I should let everyone know that we made a real bros of simi valley movie and it’s coming out this summer