Molls Balls

life’s a mess and so am I

[Molls Balls @mdorsey32]

@yourfavasiaaan This is my non bf contribution

[Beth Kelly 🍉 @ChalktalkKelly]

You are totally replaceable at work. You’re not replaceable at home.Home is your real life.
Keep that perspective. Always.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

my toxic trait is that i don’t know how to ask for help I disappear & come back when I’m feeling better

[ari @AriannaDantone]

Just remember, we are alllll toxic. Every single human being is capable of being toxic, has been, currently is, etc. But some people have the desire to be educated on it and do better while others will ignore any accountability and continue to act the same way. Pay attention.

[Molls Balls @mdorsey32]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but grief does not have an expiration date.

[Molls Balls @mdorsey32]

CAN EVERYONE STOP BUYING TOILET PAPER BECAUSE I LEGIT HAVE 1 ROLL LEFT AND YOURE MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT FOR ME

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My ex of 3 years who threw away my passport and hooked up with my best friend and also cheated on me just sent me “Merry Christmas” should I take him back yes or no

[Jordan 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘆 @jojomartian]

*opening gifts*
me: :D

my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝

my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

[$u$u @prettisusu]

Y’all my mom missed her flight and has to wait in Atlanta for her next flight at 10pm so my stepdad bought a flight ticket to Atlanta to stay with her while she waits to board her new flight LADIES! NEVER SETTLE 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[schnitt talk @schnitt_talk]

wow I can’t believe 60% of the population is going to hook up with their ex in t-minus 2 days that’s crazy

[Molls Balls @mdorsey32]

@kflowerssss It is!!! I find a pullover for $75 😌

[Molls Balls @mdorsey32]

HELP: where can one find cheap Patagonia’s?

[Molls Balls @mdorsey32]

@kflowerssss I did! I found what I was looking for 👍🏻 thanks Katie!

[the morally corrupt faye resnick @mizzzzjensen]

oh my fucking god we have to just keep washing dishes and putting them away and putting more food on them and washing them again over and over again until we die

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human asked what i wanted to be for halloween. and after some thought. i have decided. i would like to be cherished

[jack rem @jackremmington]

Sorry but this wins Halloween hands down