Molly Pifko

she/her 🌈 COA '22. Georgetown Law ‘26. Just trying to make Toby Ziegler proud.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

January 1st: anything is possible

January 2nd: but not today

[sagesurge @sagesurge]

Andy Cohen: “The mayor’s still running around.”

Anderson Cooper: “Kindness in 2025. You don’t know what battles people have.”

Andy: “The mayor is battling indictments.”

#CNN #CNNNYE

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I think @AOC’s argument about transgender bathroom bans is…pretty much perfect

[Dan Ancona @DanAncona]

The Nancy Mace bathroom fiasco is a chance for Dems to start telling the 2026 story: Republicans do not give a fraction of a shit about you or your family. All they care about is themselves and their stupid, mean little culture wars and tax cuts for guys like Trump and Elon.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Probably the one who is a doctor and not the one who ate rancid meat which caused a parasite to crawl into his brain and eat it

[Molly Pifko @mdotpif]

@Ebarr12 Yeah, cause opportunistically throwing his constituents under the bus is such a good look in a candidate 🙄

[Molly Pifko @mdotpif]

Sucks when people you interned for as a wide-eyed 18 year old turn out to be lame bullies

[Jeremy Comeau @JeremyComeau]

Seriously, @sethmoulton? Making up things now? No one’s forcing pronouns or labels on you.

I’m making it my mission to make sure that “very small minority group” is mobilized to vote against you for your future failed presidential bid.

[Hank @cohen_hank]

I used to work in @sethmoulton office alongside trans caseworkers who worked incredibly hard to help the constituents of MA-06.

You are not courageous, you are not smart, you are not serving the people of your district spreading hate.

Just join the republicans already you POS

[Kyle Davis @KyleForSalem]

I’m not looking for an apology from @sethmoulton I’m looking for a resignation.

[Molly Pifko @mdotpif]

Tweeting this cause it got a laugh from my friends, also because I’m a full-time hater now

[Molly Pifko @mdotpif]

Just learned that of my classmates in poverty law practicum is working for the AEI, aka joining the war on poverty on the side of poverty

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

NO. Because people were never reacting to inflation, or food prices, or housing costs, or any of it! It's all just a memelike social phenomenon, and now it'll switch to "I can afford food again" and everyone will believe it.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

fact check: yes you can