Matthew Smith

Husband of one, Father of five, @UTKnoxville alum, PhD Chemist, Dean, Apple Distinguished Educator 2015. Thankful someone wiser than I is guiding me.

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

@wesrucker247 Personally hate the CFP, but Vols situation is what it is…and likely won’t change. Sucks, but should have beaten South Carolina.

What’s you take on what this means for the Heisman? Who’s the front runner now?

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

@wesrucker247 Is it wrong for me to want each of the top 4 to lose their conference championship just to see what the committee will do? Likely won’t happen, but could be fun to watch the fallout.

[Jeff Jarnigan @JeffJarnigan]

Based on their stated criteria of ranking, Alabama in no way should be ranked ahead of Tennessee. Vols record vs Top 25, common opponents (TN beat LSU who beat Alabama) and head to head all favor TN.
Notice NO mention of spreads for wins OR losses.
Clearly, TN should be ahead.

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

. @Vol_Baseball my son Isaac is in @EastTNChildrens & was just diagnosed with Crohn’s. He’s a huge #vols fan & he missed seeing the team when they visited. He’s ready to root the team on tonight & really needs something to lift his spirits. Any chance you could brighten his day?

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

@wesrucker247 Maybe the coaches, players and execs that are held accountable should align and demand others be held to similar standards. Maybe they should stop being so PC in the press conferences. If it didn’t change anything, at least the pressers may be more interesting.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

@doubleokevin Bacon wrapped pecans do sound amazing! But according to the sign it is part of a ranch wrap. Not sure pecans belong there.

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

Many refer to imitation crab meat as “crab with a k”. Is “bacan” the pork equivalent?🤔

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

Panko and Parmesan crusted flounder with lemon & dill tartar sauce. Thanks for the tips @BigAlBrownMusic It was tasty!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

In Mail-In Impeachment Vote, Senate Convicts Trump 8275 To 3 https://t.co/KxjxLW6Sbt

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

@coachjoshheupel Now let’s see the Vols put 82 points on the board in Neyland! #GBO 🍊

[Tennessee Basketball @Vol_Hoops]

🚨 VIRTUAL T-SHIRT TOSS 🚨

RT this tweet and you might win a shirt, courtesy @texasroadhouse

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

If everyone’s New Year’s resolution were to infect zero other people (and governments/institutions made that resolution attainable) the US could drop the daily death count from 3K to zero in weeks. Purely hypothetically, I mean. We’ll do other resolutions. And then break those.

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Someone inserted Tom Cruise's viral meltdown into "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and the hilarious result is Santa cursing out his elves and reindeer https://t.co/lt8cey4ovc

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

O little town of Washington
How still we see thee lie
And see thee steal and see thee cheat
As Covid days go by
For in thy streets abideth
An everlasting blight
The stench of sin (that we’re all in)
Is your enduring plight

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

Cooked etouffee using @foodwishes recipe as a guide. Used chicken and sausage instead of shrimp. Will definitely make again!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Bible Experts Determine Goliath Died Of COVID-19 https://t.co/8U5bmjK8yg

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

Was a lot of fun to set this off last night! Fun times with good friends.

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

@blacksciblog @The_Easy_E

[Matthew Smith @mdsmithphd]

Hey @thecookingguy I just saw the honey BBQ chicken melt video. Used to hate removing sinew from tenders too. Jacques Pepin taught me to remove in 2 seconds (about 4:30). I bet this would be easy with that new knife...maybe send me one if you like the tip!
https://t.co/9Hnb728Fjx