𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧

the opposite from my instagram

[Alani Nu @AlaniNutrition]

RT if you're yawning right now (you need an Alani) 🥱

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

Get yourself a husband that leaves a bowl packed for you every morning

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

@cparadis222 Very happy about that, let me know when. I’m in!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

@InakaPower Sayyyy less 🦍 ⚡️ 👀 @Curtyworm

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

There’s always that one guy shadow boxing in the gym

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

Not the pro life booth at the Big E being run by a man 🥴

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

@juliabusiere Thank you! 🥹🫶🏼

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

I feel like the weirdest question I get ab the wedding is, “Are you nervous?”

Like WYM we’ve almost been together a decade 😂😂😵‍💫😫

[Brianna Chickenfry @BChickenfry]

Are flight attendants required to be rude to young people and just suck anyone over the age of 45’s dick?

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

If you don’t succeed in fitness it’s because you don’t want to invest in the long game.

[DayDream Kicks @DayDreamKicks]

Nike Dunk Low “Medium Olive” 🫒

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

@CashApp $maddspmu 🫶🏼

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

$maddspmu 👀👀🥳

[Cash App @CashApp]

Happy $50,000 in bitcoin. That’s what we’re giving away. Follow @cashapp and QRT with your $cashtag to enter. #CashAppDay

[𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 @mdsnirwin]

@AlaniNutrition Not me hiding it in the veggie drawer