Sam

Chris Simon is bay

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

From now on I'm going to start coming up with my own metaphors , and it's easier to lie with bridges barried.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

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[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

Check out my new NFT

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

@estherwann I wish my dad loved me.

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

you all better be watching this as many times as you asked for it

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

Just bought gas for the first time. You monsters really live like this, paying $20 everytime you wanna drive. I'm never driving again.

[adambolt @Diamondbolt7]

reasons why grimlock is the coolest autobot

1) dinosaur

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

@mariahd220 All the people at that table have thicc necks

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

@CrankGameplays Forrest Gump

[The Good Doctor @GoodDoctorABC]

Today is #WorldAutismDay and we want to hear your stories. We see you and we love you. Remember to spread kindness.

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

@extra_celestial Istep breath ments hit different

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

I like cats

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

Dang girl, I don't know what discount you got on those pants, but at my house there's 100% room for Jesus between us.

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

Ya'll ever just have a conversation with the moon

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

Thanks man. You a real one.

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

You guys really making me want to join a seniority with all the candy you guys get.

[Sam @mdswesterfield1]

@mdswesterfield1 you really say what's on my mind

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

The trinity