Broke Nigga with a plan

[Broke Nigga with a plan @mdusiq]

@PhakelaMthakath https://t.co/rIkMuvu9Z1

[Nkunzi Ebomvu 🐂 @babaMbatha_]

Umalala aphenduke…😅😅🙇🏽‍♂️

[MDN NEWS @MDNnewss]

Amabutho leader, Nkosikhona Ndabandaba has called on President Cyril Ramaphosa to build a border wall to help curb illegal entry into South Africa.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

I once had a sexual relationship with an auditor in my organization. The department I was heading used to send procurement and maintenance approvals to her, and the amounts involved were substantial.

Immediately we started sleeping with each other, she stopped vetting my requests and drilling me the way an auditor should. Every single request was met with, "Approved. Best regards."

Some days, she would be naked in my apartment while I fondled her boobs as she sat on the bed with her laptop processing my approvals. She would go, "Babe, I have treated your requests. I'll quickly follow up with the Finance Department to make payment. You don't have to stress, my love."

Now imagine if I had been padding the figures on those requests. I could have easily ripped the organization off simply because two employees decided to get into a sexual relationship.

Hope this answers your question.

[Broke Nigga with a plan @mdusiq]

@Abramjee https://t.co/F4Fcokphlo

[PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVE]

WATCH: Illegal foreigners built their own Power Stations in a Shack. The power station is built from 3 stolen transformers and power cables.

[PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVE]

WATCH: Illegal foreigners built their own Power Stations in a Shack. The power station is built from 3 stolen transformers and power cables.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Your brain basically stopped recording your life around age 25. Everything since then is a blur for a reason.

Neuroscientists measured this so many times they named it: the reminiscence bump. Ask anyone over 60 to recall their strongest memories and almost every answer clusters between ages 15 and 25. The decade where everything was new. First job, first apartment, first real relationship. Your brain encoded each day because nothing had a template yet.

After that window closes, most people enter a repetition loop. Same commute, same office, same weekend rhythm. The brain stops recording repeated experiences as distinct events. A year with 300 novel days leaves 300 memory anchors. A year with 10 leaves 10. Both took 365 days to live. Only one of them will exist when you look back.

This is why people at 50 say "where did the time go." The time went into routine that felt like living but left almost nothing behind.

Your remaining years are fixed. How many your brain bothers to remember is entirely up to you.

[BOPHA @SigaBopha__]

THERES ABSOLUTELY NO NEED TO GO NEXT DOOR

All u do is, with No electricity in the house

1. Plug it in any of your plugs in the house.

2. Switch on the plug

3. Press and hold *ENTER* button for about 12 seconds. The meter will switch on, then u leave it to search pan. Leave it until it displays your 0.00 units.

Then put in your tokens , and your electricity will go in

[PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVE]

WATCH: An illegal Zimbabwean foreigner was found living in high voltage power station, he had a bed and a kitchen.

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

If he pours a little of every beer into the same cup, can we call it the World Cup??

[Bhut' uNduuh @Nduuh_Masondo]

Kunini sithi angeke.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You miss a lot of opportunities to make money when you don’t have money

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

And she'll get 100 times as much for her next movie. That's how career progression works.

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

This must come with a Home Affairs/SAPS hotline where we can report these employers.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

My GOAT hasn’t said anything since that long drive 😂😂

[Rampard 🇿🇦 @RamaphiriMpho]

South Africa doesn’t belong to Ramaphosa..HE KEEPS FORGETTING THAT

[CertifiedEcoTourismDoyenne @ms_tourist]

The hate for General Mkhwanazi is deep and valid.

General Mkhwanazi has been vindicated, yet again.

“You delete, we retrieve “

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

"So you did Pure Maths in school?"
Me : Yes
"Please hel......"
Me:

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Easy. They had guns

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Your ABSENCE is what’s beautiful about Monaco
Rich people are there because YOU are not there

Period