Steve Witkowski 🌹

Life coach, hobo, monster truck enthusiast.

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? There're 6 free gifts for me and you'll get yours! I've got 1 free gift, valued at $2.99 in total.
https://t.co/3f9jeI4cBf

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

As a card carrying union member and alumnus of UIUC it disgusts me to have to even make this statement.

#EducationForAll means no more paying poverty wages for work that costs undergraduates hundreds of thousands of dollars @Illinois_Alma! https://t.co/0GRdBEWdxd

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Ok, so I just saw a license plate "THX VETS"
The car also had an "adopt" sticker with a paw print.

Is the 70 yr old woman thanking soldiers or pet doctors?

I'm so confused....

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

I hope Bannon puts a bullet in his head over the "disgrace" of letting down his Nazi buddies. https://t.co/ZsJLcViUyk

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

It's a shame he can't get longer than 6 months and likely won't die in prison...that would be awesome.
https://t.co/O8J1hSQOaY

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Scaramucci is out apparently...at least he can go back to trying to suck his own dick...
#LiveYourDreams #OneGoal

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Ahhh!!! Stop blowing that dog whistle...it's hurting my ears! https://t.co/HpMEZamp5v via @HuffPostPol

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

#deleteuber
Uber execs shared rape survivor's medical records, so now she's suing the ride-hailing company https://t.co/ENjcEIHSfL

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

@Prof_Werewolf It's the only way he can nut.

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Let's all hold off patting Elon Musk on the back for a job well done, Tesla workers still fighting for a union and higher safety standards.

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Glad to see the IL Dem frontrunner will bring us back to lib pay4play politics.
#Pawar2018 https://t.co/38bcmxrTUh

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Comey memo: is it more "bad", probably. Is it bad enough for GOP to do anything, probably not. They just don't care. #ThereIsNoMagicBullet

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

The avocado thing is amazing...I'm late to party so I missed all the avocado toast...looks like I might still be able to get a mortgage.

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Go fuck yourself! https://t.co/oTwgeuDxBG

[Comcast @comcast]

We believe in an open internet & give customers the #netneutrality protections they expect: https://t.co/RAa22WEQOA

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

It's almost as if our infrastructure is collapsing...good thing it's just roads and not nuclear facilities...oh...
https://t.co/0C4PPyasQm

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Both sides celebrate; In destroying healthcare, or gaining the moral high ground...Meanwhile, regular Americans will die. Fuck you Congress

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Finally, Cologuard gives me an actual reason to shit in a box in my home...no more shitting in boxes at the Dr. for me!

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

The new Hardee's commercial is just the millionaire "owner" of Hardee's stealing ideas from a line cook.
Hardee's: Because fuck poor people.

[Steve Witkowski 🌹 @mdwitkus]

Trump: Whadaya think we should do about Syria, Ted?

Ted: Try shitting your pants for a week, that's what I did.