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[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

breaking: man who once refused to split the cost of plan b with me has something to say about this whole roe situation

[Jessica DeFino @jessicadefino_]

kim kardashian starving herself for 3 weeks and bleaching her hair for 14 hours to look that boring is a pretty great representation of mass beauty culture

[esoteric adams @nenocenturi0n]

alright hear me out: maximum wage

[Novi @iamnovibrown]

Aries likes immediate revenge.

Scorpio likes planned revenge.

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

when u start to write that pros & cons list baby…. it’s over.

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

scorpio cancer & pisces in that order 😭

[milk @milkstrology]

fixed signs (leo, aquarius, scorpio, taurus) saying i'm sorry:

[sio @bestinsio]

people on here are like “just had the intrusive thought ‘maybe i’ll have pasta for dinner’” girl that’s just a thought

[connor ok 🌿 @connorthemiller]

grateful that i do not have children

[🧚‍♂️ @me0wminix]

Some of y’all complain 24/7 and then wonder why you’re sad 👀

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Never can tell what lies ahead.

[connor ok 🌿 @connorthemiller]

i want to buy the rogue pabst blue ribbon employee a beer - but like a good one.

[🐈‍⬛ @hydingadork]

don’t compliment me by insulting another woman

[🧚‍♂️ @me0wminix]

She just gets hotter doesn’t she

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

The perfect pant doesn’t ex-

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

live laugh llorar