𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫

You're probably funnier than me.

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

I will correct you, because you’re wrong.

[Matthew @CrowsFault]

People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go.

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

Jfc this is daunting. #MyXAnniversary

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

@thelaurs Why is this spot on already

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The House of Usher: *falls*

Me:

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

This is so unsafe. You should never wash your chicken, or anything you eat, in bleach. Doing a chlorine wash on your food means using water that has been treated with chlorine at a water treatment plant. Not chlorine bleach. Natural selection shouldn’t be this easy.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

bleach??

[.ᐟ ★ @300moods]

Butterfly shaped ice 💚

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

@SassCaffeinated No.

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate…I ALWAYS HATED IT.

[🐌 @Wheeema]

bro: hey bro the Halloween party is cancelled

me already dressed:

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING??

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Someone just made this😭

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

My Chemical Romance released I'm Not Okay (I Promise) on this day 19 years ago.

https://t.co/cog2HUcKnd

[iguana :3 @vergasada_]

I don't think they understood they were making history

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

Heh what’s your definition of “survive”, friendo

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Sometimes we all need to be alone.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

if my sleeping schedule was a person

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/9tWMYPxfW8

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Me6anTron]

Do girls not roll their tshirt sleeves anymore? Is this a millennial thing? My husband said I look like a geriatric dweeb. I thought I was cool. I’ve literally done this since middle school.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Fair play