Alan

[Lily 🏳️‍⚧️🪷 @lilymoder]

ADDERALL AFFIRMATIONS:
- I AM A FUCKING WEAPON
- I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
- I AM NOT HUMAN
- I AM A PERFECTLY DESIGNED TOOL
- EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING
- I AM NOT A HUMAN
- I WILL TEAR MYSELF OPEN AND BECOME SOMETHING GREATER THAN ALL THIS

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Polycules attack you like this when you’re a single person who just moved to Portland

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has executed an average of 50 to 85 stock trades per market day during his second term, totaling over 28,000 transaction, per YF

[ぬっ @nyan4S19]

ここまで下手なやつを人生で見たことがない

[bleood @hyoudoe]

dese hoes dont want a wedding dey want instagram

[Lonious Thee Monk @billevansfan251]

Guy in the dining hall filled a Tupperware with chicken breasts and then sat down and took out a food scale

[alex @akiyuuta]

kiss a mexican today

[Leyre!! 🩷 @CillBrina]

This was so iconic

[sam @Sammie0t]

?

[Antonio @dreadheadmonk]

I don't wanna talk about it your honor

[kitty ⪩ ⪨ @m3ow4u]

if ur shy as an adult they kill you

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

we really have a genuine retard in the white house. like it’s actually insane

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Struggling.

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

What a privilege is it to wake up and try again

[𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @toebr0gan]

It’s 2032. You have to scan a QR code to receive your paycheck. Your employer asks you for a tip for paying you.

[Qurando Rondo @03nightz]

yo bf window shopping on doordash