Shounak Chakraborty

[Namrata Joshi @Namrata_Joshi]

The most invaluable contribution of #DilChahtaHai to Indian cinema, besides the sharp hairstyles… There can be absolutely no disagreement on this … Subodh ❤️

[sshuklaa @Picassaa24]

Ek hi mahine me Holi, Eid, exam, world war,gas shortage, Petrol shortage, thandi, garmi, world cup sab dekh liya (abhi bhi march khatm nhi hua hai)

[Aditya @UghDitya]

World leaders when you’re regular at the gym, hitting 1.5g Protein per body weight everyday, Portfolio is green and thinking about career growth

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

2020 was a great year to buy

- You bought stocks? You are a millionaire now

- You bought gold? You are a millionaire now

- You bought a house? You are a millionaire now

- You bought a mask? You are a alive now

[Vishal Bhargava @VishalBhargava5]

Junglee Maharaj Road, Pune: This road is legendary for being pothole free.
Built by a contractor Recondo run by 2 Parsi brothers in the 1970’s.
It employed the best technique & materials
And gave a guarantee to repair it for free for 10 years.
They never got a road contract again

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Drones being used to indicate exit for an event in Osaka, Japan

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

@AnkurUnfiltered Or maybe this mock drill is a false flag, to make them believe we aren’t prepared yet while we attack tonight itself.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

With every successive promotion a corporate guy removes a letter from his “Thanks” in an email.

[Shounak Chakraborty @me_Shounak]

Alright, maybe will get more spam calls for bank loans 🤣

[aarushe @aarushe_reddy]

top careers in blr, ranked by ROI:

-indiranagar landlord
-koramangala broker
-painter who vanishes after 70% work done
-pg kingpin with 6 beds in 1 room
-coworking space owner
-builder with 12 projects, all under construction
-yellow water tank ceo

[nia @niaawwrr]

dosa sambar idli chutney chutney song says chutney twice because we get 2 chutneys how visionary is that lyricism

[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

Man Celebrates Portfolio Stability, Later Realizes Stock Market Was Closed

[Sunderdeep - Volklub @volklub]

Make passenger car interiors great again!

Cars are meant for driving, not for being home theatres.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

As you get older, your ability to successfully finish a movie in one sitting will disappear.

[keshav @keshavchan]

bangalore tech bro essentials:
1. mokobara bag
2. uniqlo oversized black t-shirt
3. white nike air force 1s
4. levis 555 relaxed straight fit jeans

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Absolutely true

[Stephen Pimentel @StephenPiment]

Much of modern life.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

When your meeting runs over and someone has booked the room

[Mr. Credible 💳 @mistercredible]

There are 2 kinds of people