DiddleMeThis

Vr porn enthusiast

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

born to late to explore the world, too early to explore the stars but just in time to finance a burger on the mcdonald’s app

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

call it the laBARatory the way i keep mixing all these liquors in my stomach

[🇺🇸MEGO🇺🇸 @megigogi]

USA USA USA

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

the question of the day is what to do if you’re not enjoying a cigarette…. i wouldn’t know it’s never happened to me

[planefag @planefag]

Does it have AC?

[Magills @magills_]

Then they came for Scott Weiner and I didn’t speak up because I never wrote a bill that made it legal to give someone AIDS

[jun @wembytip]

@cxllum7

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

@KaptainKrunch97 got this clip the same game, there was just some fuckass energy in the air

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

@KaptainKrunch97 I wasn’t even shift walking I was just fucking running there was zero reason for them to look up there

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

sometimes you just gotta wear a suit to the dive bar to feel something

[seed oil prince @seedoilprince]

It didn’t work out

[Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber @HMBohemond]

The British think the air conditioning weakens you. The Japanese understand that the air conditioning tempers a heated blade.

[Raeal @RaealTV]

@ShepGoesBlep yeah i like to imagine i'm a roomba at mach fuck

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

she Tommy my Wiseau til i room

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

slamming cheap beers and watching cops is a top tier experience

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

do you think that when there’s an earthquake mormon couples hop into bed as fast as they can?

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

if Teslas didn’t have cameras, I’d be throwing so much change out of my fucking sunroof

[DiddleMeThis @me_diddle]

my dog seeing me leave for the bar must be like a kid seeing their prostitute mom leave to work

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Lots of confused grandpa-sans down there