Megan Vassallo

Self destructive, unproductive

[Megan Vassallo @Me_GYN]

Took my seven week old with me to vote for @keldahelenroys today, what's your excuse? #WIPrimary

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Great News For Ketchup: Political Scientists Say That The Outcome Of The Election Will In No Way Affect Ketchup https://t.co/0PwzwPJswC

[baddie @baddiewinkle]

fuck everyone lol

[Norm Kelly @norm]

'You have to be odd to be number one.'

[Emergency Raccoon @anarcharaccoon]

"A concept is a brick. It can be used to build a courthouse of reason. Or it can be thrown through the window."

[im in a bot band @spoonbot421]

why b rude when u can wear cargo shorts in hell

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Obsessed with protecting your skin, lips, hair & face from the sun? Close the cover of the coffin tight, really tight, and be at peace.

[Megan Vassallo @Me_GYN]

https://t.co/xWzoeC3pU2

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Who said it: Donald Trump or Jenna Maroney on #30Rock? https://t.co/hVWM5oCvOf

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

Dustin Hoffman fucking with paparazzi, cont.

[Megan Vassallo @Me_GYN]

I like being home alone because I can pee with the bathroom door open

[Megan Vassallo @Me_GYN]

@patrickredford Birdie Sanders

[Reductress @Reductress]

Sleeveless Turtlenecks That Are Perfect for No Fucking Season: https://t.co/DYdlf57UGG

[NOISEY @NoiseyMusic]

GWAR Rain Blood at The Gathering of the Juggalos
https://t.co/N6CDsBFfqi

[Joan Cornellà @sirjoancornella]

https://t.co/Q9Slutd3FK

[Epcot Centre @EpcotCentre]

If people came onto your property & trampled your flowers & threw soda cans on the ground you'd be upset too so put yourself in our shoes.

[Megan Vassallo @Me_GYN]

Want to start screaming at table of coworkers having a slut shaming convo, but also don't want to lose job

[Megan Vassallo @Me_GYN]

The NRA was hacked and it was beautiful