Megan Ellbourn

My grass is green. I don't care about yours. I don't follow rules, I follow dogs on social media.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Shut down his goddamn Twitter feed and throw him in motherfucking jail. NOW.

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

Help me win this amazing prize from a bunch of fantastic indepedent brands! https://t.co/xLYSeQVd2w

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

Enter and share to win a pair of Sony Bluetooth Headphones! - https://t.co/Q0nQpZPj30

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

“You can’t tell me what to do with my body.” – @Lesdoggg #SNLFinale

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

@FanaticsSupport Don't worry. One item showed up today. If the other does not arrive in the next few days, then I will contact you.

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

@FanaticsSupport I ordered a Christmas present at the end of November (international shipping), and it still hasn't arrived. My order says tracking not available. At what point do I just give up on ever receiving the items?

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

Yes. https://t.co/nA7yBIdEgS

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

@Newcastle_RL Any chance the allstars game will be live streamed on Saturday?

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

Well done, Scorps! #mudgee9s #winnersaregrinners https://t.co/lxXarqWJro

[Macquarie Scorpions @mac_scorps]

That it...Full Time Well coached team from @bettridge_adam @mac_scorps 14 def @Kurri_Bulldogs 4 @Newcastle_RL @Pete_Jolly @CountryRL

[Newcastle Rugby League @Newcastle_RL]

TEAM LISTS & MEDIA RELEASE: Newcastle RL All Stars Game - Sat 4 Mar - Sportsground No2 https://t.co/U7tAVtpoC3

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

@Mouth_For_War 😍 https://t.co/S1UGhkH0gX

[Nike.com @nikestore]

The #AirJordan IV Retro ‘Royalty’ drops in Australia on Saturday at 7pm AEDT. https://t.co/iWJBGJUgfH

[NVI @nvi_gunnedah]

UPDATE: Missing man Graham Shields has been found.

[NVI @nvi_gunnedah]

Sixty-one-year-old Gunnedah man Graham Shields has been missing since 12:30pm today. He was last seen in... https://t.co/0SwJV542jF

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

@Newcastle_RL Any chance the GF will be streamed live for those of us that can't be in Newcastle for the game?

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

@mac_scorps @BarTVsports Any chance the GF is being live streamed for those of us that can't make it there on the day?

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

GRAND FINAL BABY! 2016, the year of the Scorps! #swiftanddeadly @mac_scorps

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

Nervously watching the Scorps... #realnrl #swiftanddeadly #goscorps… https://t.co/ZmEZI36Gz1

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

Yahoo! Grand final baby! Go Scorps #swiftanddeadly @mac_scorps @BarTVsports

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

Let's face it @BarTVsports, no one wants to see Wests in the GF. Go Scorps #swiftanddeadly #bartvsports

[Megan Ellbourn @me_nee_md]

Lucky Gal has a big bald head, so we know who he is in the mud. Go Scorps #swiftanddeadly @mac_scorps @BarTVsports