meg 🦥

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[jamie 🐾 @jordynsleftbrow]

We’ve seen more of Jordan Chiles, Caitlin Clark, Serena Williams, and Taylor Swift during the superbowl than we’ve seen of Harrison Butker. Get in the kitchen loser!!!!!!

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

cutie patootie

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Did removing pronouns from emails make eggs and gas cheaper yet?

[brooke @conradfshr]

“trump has signed an executive order to-

[elli @ssolianna]

it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men

[jynx @jynxbby]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

If you thought the #Indy500 flyover was cool, wait till you see their POV 🤯

#ThisIsMay | #INDYCAR

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

I have no problem admitting that this was fucking electrifying

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[clare @sadderlizards]

give me like 3-5 days to get back to you i’m fighting off the rot again

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time.

[trash jones @jzux]

sorry i can’t come out tonight the sun’s setting at 5

[Aalia Wajar 🇵🇸 @aalia_wajar]

Girl math is not taking pain meds when you have cramps to see how long you can take the pain for and if you take the meds it means you’re weak