“I happen to know you were high at my gestating parent-in-law’s wake. You were talking nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish.”
“My gestating parent’s wake. Jesus Christ.”
They say the Easter Bunny brings Easter eggs, but they don't tell you where the eggs come from. The Easter Bunny don't lay 'em, obviously that's not possible, even with computers. What I'm sayin' is,