Liza Mead

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My GF and I like to role play. She suggested we play the angry farmer and the naughty sheep. She even bought herself a rubbish sheep costume. It was going well but as she climaxed she shouted BAA, put me right off.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

For about three years I've weighed myself before and after every shit I take at home. My record is a 3 pounder relating to a 4 day bout of constipation. My hoop felt like I'd sat on a landmine.

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Standing naked in the bathroom, about to get in the shower, I had a fart brewing in front of my wife. To put on a show I squatted to let it out in all its glory and shat on the bath mat. 5 years later I'm getting divorced, can't help but feel this incident may have caused it.

[Liza Mead @meady45]

Top tip - want your teenage boy to have a shower? Just clean the bathroom. That fucker will be in there before you can buff those taps 😬

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Every morning I give my 3 year old a bowl of dry cheerios. They sift through and pull out the biggest ones, there are some huge ones in there, and puts them in a neat pile. Asks me to put them in his collection for safe keeping. He hasn't got a collection. I eat them.

[Liza Mead @meady45]

@DanBramall @stansbie Well done! I did it once and started crying at mile 11 😂

[Liza Mead @meady45]

@MsYellowHat His little jump!! 😍

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

A kitten discovering it has four paws is the content I'm here for

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hazel. She knows turtlenecks can be a controversial fashion choice... but not when you look this h*ckin good in them. 14/10

[Liza Mead @meady45]

New do, new jumper, new hat 💙
Thanks @scooperphotog 😘
@harkelclothing @ Hitchin https://t.co/VCuhVnIaQk

[Liza Mead @meady45]

Our Mutual Friend https://t.co/QlxCZb1FwC via @YouTube

[Rachel Harper @Rachel__Harper]

ONE WAP

TWELVE IMPRESSIONS

Happy Sunday x

[Anisa Subedar @TheAnisaSubedar]

It’s 5mins long but it’s worth every second to see the reaction of people when Chadwick Boseman surprises Black Panther fans.

[Liza Mead @meady45]

@MsYellowHat Belated happy birthday! Xx

[Liza Mead @meady45]

Help raise £40000 to provide funding for adaptations for an independent life.. Please #donate on @justgiving and RT https://t.co/14a3gAM7Zk

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

Here come dat boi👀 (IG newyorkcitypuppy)

[Liza Mead @meady45]

@MinistryOfMum Cats are pissed off 😏

[Liza Mead @meady45]

@adama045 @theJeremyVine Me and my family were in a car crash on the way home from seeing this. Was put on sleeping pills for the nightmares aged 8! Still can’t listen to the song, awful film

[BONA NAIJA @BonaNaija]

This is more than worth 10 minutes of your time.

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