@ewe_sj Stop snorting cocaine: it raises your BP!
Shed a few pounds: start exercising!
Quit smoking: we know it’s hard but it will help!
#cocaineisnotawonderfuldrug
the tiny monsters are on their way. and my job. is to hold a bucket of candy for them. i’m not allowed to have any myself. but i expect many pats for my services. and those are just as sweet