Meagan Heard

Nova Scotian transplanted to Alberta. Happy teacher. Very happy dog owner. (she/her)

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

I have won the internet with this single, unimaginable accomplishment. @BarackObama follows me.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

An obedient Jon Stewart offers a refresher on the rules of free speech (White House-approved) in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

@MotherofPups Booooo

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

I cannot with heat. I have become a basement dweller and it is ruining my summer vacation.

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

@MotherofPups Ya did great!

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

Finding out the @YourAlberta isn’t releasing the new curriculum for 7-9 until the end of June instead of spring is infuriating. Way to stick to your own chosen deadlines. @demetriosnAB

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

I bet the king didn’t ask him about his clothing.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

I am grateful to His Majesty King Charles III for the audience.

🇺🇦🇬🇧

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

we as a society deserve a muppets special with sabrina carpenter

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

@MotherofPups Yes!! To you too!

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

@MotherofPups This is insane.

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

If anyone is wondering how I’m doing, I’m
on a second blood pressure medication. Not a fan.

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

This was not the week to buy a blood pressure monitor.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Dawg it feel like it’s 14pm

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

Did we do it, did we save the daylight

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

It’s end of October, lie on the floor vibes these days.

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

@DocHusch every time I make ziti I want to thank you.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Ive officially reached the age where I consider running errands as going out.

[Meagan Heard @meaganerd]

@FionaMattatall This is my hometown!!!

[Brad Weinstein @WeinsteinEdu]

Teachers can spend every second of the day being productive and still feel like they are not doing enough.

We need more realistic expectations or more prep time. Preferably both.