Meagan Karimi-Naser

A bunch of cat archetypes operating a human Muppet.

She/Her

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

Me: I manage my anxiety well!
Also me: Oh god, someone sneezed in the other room. Do I say "bless you" from here? Is that weird? Will they think I'm eavesdropping? Is it rude if I *don't?* What if they're not Christian? Maybe "gesundheit" is better. But I'm not even German. Or ma

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

@AskLyft Is this like a "I can step away from my computer for a bit" sort of conversation or is someone going to be responding to these messages? I'm fine either way but I gotta start thawing out some chicken for dinner.

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

Oh, me? I had to file a complaint with the #BetterBusinessBeaureau because @lyft charged me $259 for a ride that was estimated to be $140 last night and there is literally no way to contact the company directly. How's YOUR day going?

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

@AskLyft

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

@AskLyft Love that. Unfortunately it's still not working on my end. Maybe you can try to message me and I'll be here waiting for you.

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

What to do once you're done opening presents on Sunday?? Join us for the first ever full length Actoroke movie! The Ballbarians Christmas Special starts at 6pm PST on https://t.co/jOYXO787IK 
@Gen_Con @worldofchaldea
#worldofchaldea #chaldea #GenConTV #Actoroke

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/MFUe3Ccqiy

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

@AtlasTalos It's a high bar, I know.

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

Not sure how many herbal tea makers follow me (I assume lots), but just a thought: what if your fancy hippie blend *didn't* include licorice root? Just one of them? The rest can keep it. But for the 90% of people who don't want to taste the devil's butthole, other plants are fine

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

@BriantotheLewis @YlfAndy #1 reason to have kids.

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

Forever chasing the thrill of the moment as a kid you saw someone's dad pushing the playground merry go round.

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

@YlfTyler This made me honk

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

Bar mitzvahs and quinceañeras are great, but I've always loved the coming of age ceremony in my culture: the first time the Costco receipt checker hands your receipt back without a smiley face on it. #TodayYouAreaMan

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

@cosmicgeese @vickisparks Imagine "caring too much" being framed as a fault 🙄

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

@cosmicgeese Heck yes, I love this.

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

The Bible sure has a lot to say about fish.

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

17 years have led up to this night. A bunch of nerds in HS french class, to a bunch of (still nerdy) adults living all across the country, coming together again to see Notre Dame de Paris in #NYC. The greatest night!
@ndpofficiel #spectaclemusicale #NDdP #Frollo4Life

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

I got the great honor of being invited to play at Sarah's Table and the episode is streaming tonight at 5pm PST! We played Ganakagok, an #RPG inspired by Inuit folklore. It was a super fun game and I hope you get to watch and enjoy!
https://t.co/jOYXO7paKK

[Meagan Karimi-Naser @meagankn]

A not so casual reminder that if you're mad at a company for "getting political" when you think they should stay in their lane: that's a great sign that YOU are fucking privileged enough to be able to separate your [whatever the fuck that company does] from the rest of your life.