Meagan Alexander

[devin @dchally_]

At a hockey game and the girl in front of me kept yelling “kiss eachother” when the players fought

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

driver didn’t like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

@xfirewalkwmex 😭😭😭

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

@brownsugashaken I looooove this pic

[‏َ @lalisatto]

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[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

@brownsugashaken Walmart in kemah has them 🫦

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

@brownsugashaken The lil catttt

[Money with Katie @moneywithkatie]

my biggest financial mistake was being in 8th grade in 2009 when I should’ve been buying foreclosed real estate

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

When u send ur gf pics of items you want and she sends u back the ✨vision✨

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score??? i wouldn’t mind if my body just played for fun once in a while

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

I’m at the age where I get day drunk on a boat and drunk text my mom

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

The flight attendant gave lindy and I our drinks for free. Happy pride bitches

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

can anyone tell me if they’ve researched the pipeline from youth group worship leader to pop punk cover band members

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

@kaitlyna94 🥺

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

@ShaliniSpasteez Same

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

I threw my class a thanksgiving party today. During our chickfila feast, one of my students poured an entire cup of lemonade on another student. While lemonade soaked student is sobbing, another student is sitting on the floor pooping in a puddle of her own urine.

[Meagan Alexander @meaganrenae_]

I am cackling. The Jonas brothers rolled up in their tour bus approximately 45 seconds before they came out on stage

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

Kate Winslet is a damn dream.