Meaghan Volker

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

Oh yeah! I just entered the @wotif #goldenpassport comp to WIN $50k worth of travel! #Wotifia. Enter here: http://t.co/xE0umGNA1H

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

Have become so bored with procrastination that I'm considering studying... #defeatsthepurpose #shouldjustsleep

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

There are some moments that I wish would never end #senioryear #hannahshouldalwaysbedrunk

[Tom Ballard @TomCBallard]

YO MAMA SO NICE AND SUPPORTIVE YO SHOULD CALL HER AND WISH HER A HAPPY MAMA'S DAY

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Donut shop turns their receipts into a Mitch Hedberg tribute. The best.

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

@kendal_mitchell #mostuselessideaever

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

Just got told while studying that I look like I have some "tribulations going on". Now that's some vocab use. #bigwords #staringintospace

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

@emathake_RD got any airport and plane friendly snack ideas for @UCLA_Rowing's trip to Clemson tomorrow? #snackingfordays

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

How can men tell that it's my last quarter at #UCLA? Never been hit on so much and I leave the country so soon! #wifemeup

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

Probably made my injury worse laughing so hard while dancing in the #springbreak talent show. #worthit #dontkillmecoach

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

Why do the villains always hire awful snipers? Couldn't shoot the broad side of a barn. #YouHadOneJob

[Kendal Mitchell @kendal_mitchell]

Just because #supersunday

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

@BreakfastNews who is Naomi Flood? Because she's not on the rowing team.

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

Its not the nationality its the vulnerability #qanda

[Meaghan Volker @meaghan_jane]

@joelcreasey Karen looks ridiculous in that blonde wig! And Ivy had the body.