Meg

insufferable know-it-all

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

One bit that I can't stop doing even though nobody has ever found it funny is whenever someone tells me what city they're from no matter what I'll say "ah, the windy city"

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

New phone, Houthis

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

seeing my girl lost in a corn maze would give me the ick. my wife would never get befuddled by grain

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

[Cowboy the Terrible @iJmillz]

You guys can’t see my likes right now but I’m liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldn’t understand. I’m liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know

[EBITMA @ebitmom]

I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted

[araña @xanathgum]

i want to eat healthy but the parasites that want hot cheetos cant stop whispering to me

[Daniel @dadogeking]

How silly of me to forget that i am the love of my life

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but your job isn’t your identity. your identity is the interchangeable 3-4 month hyperfixation you make everyone’s problem

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.

[Meg @meaghanrose_5]

Boy comedy is just adding sound effects at the end of their jokes

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Boy math is never raising the minimum wage but still expecting Americans to keep up with the cost of living.

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

remember to leave out milk and cookies for george bush tonight ❤️

[Meg @meaghanrose_5]

Has anyone… shopped at Abercrombie lately? It’s like Abercrombie grew up with us!!! They know what the girlies want to be wearing in our late 20s. They’re trendsetting. They’re keeping high waisted pants. They’re going to give you nostalgia. Shock and awe.

[sh☆z @certishaz]

a soul crushing situationship at 19 and a mind debilitating friendship breakup at 23 are canon events

[farah mynaf ☾ @farahmynaf]

i’ll screenshot anything, i’m a historian

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

One thing we cannot lose sight of is this picture of Harrison Ford in a kitchen in the late ’70s

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Fishnet stalkings are so erotic because they trigger the deeply embedded 'fisherman' part of the brain that desires nothing more than to capture and hold beautiful women in great big nets