neil ^_^ | alhaitham of edtwt

23 • he/him • appletwt • GW: 57 / UGW: 50 . . . ✨

[neil ^_^ | alhaitham of edtwt @mealcodingman]

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔 ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
╰┈➤.⤷ 𝔫𝔢𝔦𝔩 • 𝔥𝔢/𝔥𝔦𝔪 • ‘03
╰┈➤.⤷ 𝔞𝔯𝔣𝔦𝔡 • 𝔞𝔫𝔞 • 𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔪
╰┈➤.⤷ 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔰𝔞𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔢 • 𝔫𝔬𝔫-𝔢𝔡𝔱𝔴𝔱 𝔡𝔫𝔦

[neil ^_^ | alhaitham of edtwt @mealcodingman]

@ruanmeoww The alcohol is important

[neil ^_^ | alhaitham of edtwt @mealcodingman]

If you guys wanted to know what Neil is up to, we graduated. And now we’re looking for a job and got kicked out from my parents but like we have a roof over our heads. And it’s fine and we’re safe but job market is ass and I’m an alcoholic so it’s whatever

[pingus @pingusschmingus]

protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle

[gojo muteism @gojoukeism]

my vaginaib keeps getting pointed out in cc and i always die first smh

[bunnie ♡ @traumaticbunnie]

will i ever get skinny bruh

[⋆ 𝖏𝖚1𝖎𝖈1𝖊 ⋆ @ju1ic1e]

how it feels trying to be apart of edtwt

[☆ 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗻𝗱 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ☆ @NewJorkTimes]

Sick pervert: i just jerked off

Partially deaf British friend: come again?

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

when the suicide attempt fails so you just go back to tweeting

[neil ^_^ | alhaitham of edtwt @mealcodingman]

Have I mentioned that I’m lowkey a system but like I gotta get a job so I got no time for that.

[neil ^_^ | alhaitham of edtwt @mealcodingman]

To the bone fucking SUCKS

[Dan @JeSuisUnDan]

Monday

[mizi | MDNF @z0mbmizi]

how it feels to have rapid moodswings

[neil ^_^ | alhaitham of edtwt @mealcodingman]

Hey guys. One of my friends relapsed so I might be back soon.

Anyway, I’m watching to the bone and it’s terrible like. Real shit

[miew @delioncals]

Edtwt when they type fagspo instead of fatspo

[bret easton ellis shady facts @Mobiuspayola]

Me

[Yoshiki @fish_ting111]

"I had truama and I didn't turn out like you"

[m ⋆˙⟡ on vacation @fangbones]

I can handle chewing noises but I draw the line at biting cutlery. Stop.

[⛧ 🕷️ ⛧ @Sulphur6923]

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