grassy nol

having a time

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

After you retire they unlock new exclusive movies for you. Dad asked if I had watched the Jeff Daniels Ronald Reagan movie. That doesn't exist for me yet. I'm not able to see that.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Is this real

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If I’m the Oilers I’m just not hiring a coach. No coach this year. See how the players can self coach themselves. 10 coaches in 15 seasons? Coaches aren’t working, obviously. And I’m being 100% serious

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

yeah babe don't worry we're being really safe. yeah we're just playing pool but the guy shooting has to put a shock collar on his wrist and the other team has the remote but they're only allowed 3 shocks a game so it's nothing too crazy.

[Rebound @OilersRebound]

oilers fans don’t even argue anymore they just look at you like this

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

"all id want from her is to just sit in my car while I'm going thru the car wash*

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

came to a full stop while the light was still yellow today like an absolute sally

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

really been working on my bigxthaplug "AYY"

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

there is absolutely no reason for leopold's bathrooms to be that poorly lit

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

@bellathetaco we made it bella

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

@heatdaddy69420 naosap lake northern manitoba, elbows up

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

you're in her dms, im flicking my boogers in her bed

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

corey perry is so sick

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

my new years resolution is to get shanghaied

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

raiders of the lost ark is a christmas movie

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

I don't think I've ever thrown bowling ball without saying fuck afterwards

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

foreman won't let us leave early to go lay on the floor in sleeping bags and watch transformers at my house

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i’d smoke Moo Deng for 12 hours like a brisket

[grassy nol @mealsonwheels58]

if I was met at the heavenly gates right now I know I'd get pulled aside for throwing zyns into plants at the function

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

babe get away from my penis I’m thinking about the oilers powerplay