Amelia Smith

[Zack Ferguson @zackferguson]

People say that NHS staff don’t get bonuses but actually if you work really, really hard you do get rewarded with even more work.

[Amelia Smith @mealssmith97]

@Homebase_uk really disappointed with the standard of product you sent us. Several legs bent and paintwork chipped. Wouldn’t buy the sofa in this state for more than £150, but you seem to only think it’s £99 worth of damage

[Neely Mozawala @NeelyMozawala]

It always baffles me that a health secretary does not have a healthcare background. 🤔

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Lauren Dudley📸 @Lauren9Dudley]

Do we want to talk about the contraceptive pill having a higher potential blood clot rate than the AstraZeneca vaccine?

Or are we too tired?

[Marie-Claire @marieclaire78]

Lincoln in the snow! ❄️

[the locum ST3 @admit_medics]

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“Hi, it’s Adam, the medical doctor, did someone bleep?”

“Don’t think so. Nobody’s owning up anyhow.”

“Oh right, that’s strange. Thanks.”

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[Amelia Smith @mealssmith97]

This is the most Sunday-feeling Friday ever 💤

[Amelia Smith @mealssmith97]

If anyone knows anyone that is expecting cava or cockapoo puppies then pls let me know🐶 (Preferably someone who isn’t inflating their prices to £2,500-3,000 as would be nice to not have to work every day for the rest of the year) #pls

[ULHT Lincoln Maternity @ULHTMaternityLC]

As a team, we want to show that we all support baby loss awareness week and will always be here to provide care and support to our bereaved families #BLAW2020

@babyloss @sandscharity @balloonsbynaomi @ulht_news

[Christina 🫶🏽 @christinababess]

Parent trap is an elite film just bloody love it

[Amelia Smith @mealssmith97]

@justsophiejane

[Amelia Smith @mealssmith97]

I wonder at what point of my long day I’ll regret just having a bowl of fruit for breakfast 🍇🍓

[Anya Harrison @anyaharrison_]

You really do take living with your best mates at uni for granted until youre scattered across the country and can’t see them ☹️☹️

[beka @agustdwita]

spread THIS. let everyon see THIS because the media ain’t gonna show it https://t.co/wfMjZOVdpo