Deane Lawton

Apple juice.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

@itsroblaw The trinity protects you.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

Church, but everyone watches the Chappelles Show.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

Just as the chip is the vessel for the salsa, may I be your earthly vessel, oh Lord.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

Did covid go away yet?

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

I think I’m falling for my dental hygienist.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

The number of mornings I wake up with Jojo’s “too little too late” stuck in my head is concerning.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

Draco Malfoy is a spineless bastard.

[Tail Wags Dog @tale_wags_dog]

every time i have smoked week i should have been Networking

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

@carolonthecob Living, laughing, and loving

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

I am an avid burper.

[Tail Wags Dog @tale_wags_dog]

the United States of America:

i really like some of the people here and the national parks are good

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

needing a # coffee

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

@jorbotjones @A24 Praise be to @A24

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

My favorite food is antacid tablets.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

If I had a tv show it would be called What The Fuck Is Going On? and it would focus on the beauty and the chaos of everyday life as a straight white male in 2020 America and there would always be one unexpected musical number per episode.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

I think I’m pregnant again.

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

@itsroblaw

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

@itsroblaw That’s what I’m sahyeeng!

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

Why is it so chold outsighed?

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

@carolonthecob Vegetables

[Deane Lawton @MeanDeane14]

I used to be very sad. Now I am very very very very sad but okay with it.